Rhyme Nor Reason

Anonymous asked: How are you feeling tonight?

Pretty crappy. How about you?

Anonymous asked: 2, 16

2. A picture of you

16. Favorite movie

You can’t make me choose, and I can’t possibly remember all of them. Excluding series like Star Wars, there’s Vertigo and Rear Window.

I dunno, my memory’s bad. Wish I could remember some cooler ones for you.

Anonymous asked: Wish I could see how pretty you must be under the moonlight in person too.

How drunk are you rn bro?

Anonymous asked: I have this strange phobia of other people brushing their teeth. Obviously I'm not against dental hygiene or anything. However, seeing that last photo set you posted made me gag and tear up a bit.

Oh wow! D: Oh man, I’m so sorry! Is there anything I can do to make it better? I’ll be sure not to post tooth brushing pics anymore, sorry again. :’(

Anonymous asked: Do you know you're an idiot?

Yes. I am painfully aware of my idiocy.

Anonymous asked: *pins you down to the bed, looming over you*

*kisses, rubbing your sides disarmingly*

Anonymous asked: What are some of the programs you use on your mac?

Firefox (from the Aurora channel), Sparrow, Skype, Handbrake, Dropbox, Microsoft Office 2011, Steam, VLC, Twitter, TextWrangler, and Chrome are about all I’ve got on here.

I don’t have an art program on my OS X partition, but I’ve got SAI on my Windows partition. Wish there were a decent Mac port so that I wouldn’t have to deal with Windows… Oh well. Lemme know if you wanna know what I’ve got over on the Windows side of things.

If you want, I can linkify this so y’all can get this stuff too.

Anonymous asked: You are way too cute. I wish you lived in New Mexico.

Me too! I’ll bet New Mexico has much milder winters, and low humidity.

And it’s next to Texas!

Anonymous asked: But, you are quite attractive. We're not making fun of you.

GAIS STAP IT UR HRTING MY FEELINGS

I’ve read Carrie, I know what you’re doing. D:<

Anonymous asked: Using them as pillows? Scruff against my nipples doesn't sound like fun.

We appear to have encountered an impasse.

I could condition my beard a lot. You could wear a very, very thin gowny thingy. Comfortable pasties?

Anonymous asked: I wish I could fall asleep next to you and stroke your beard, but in kind you might keep me up feeling my boobs.

Feeling them up, making them bounce, using them as pillows… yes.

Anonymous asked: You're hot. ;)

That’s not funny, anon. Don’t make fun of me.

Anonymous asked: You dun like men?

I like men, men are cool. Men can be handsome, and I can appreciate that men can be handsome. I’m just not sexually into guys, I guess. I  drool over and pine for appreciate girls more.

Anonymous asked: You could definitely get it, but I feel like you could be good company otherwise. Romantically, possibly.

I can’t really provide any references for being good company, but if you like math, science, Star Wars, general science fiction, classical movies, classical music, technology, or a good book, then I’m your man.

Also: I’ve recently discovered that I’m capable of being bromantically involved with best buds. So bromantically, possibly?

Anonymous asked: Perhaps a smile for a 10. A nice smile.

I’ll get you guys a good smile one of these days. Just bear with me.