Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

(via kadoda)


bitch you lack so much class marx declared you a utopia

(via proverbialvigilante)



White people in scary movies be like…

I see no lies


when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 


(via lolologey)



i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

(via obiwancomeblowme)


parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(via grandmaster-chiyo)

Oh haha nvm she’ll learn Toxic soon

Unless I stumble across the TM, then I don’t even have to wait for the level up. I’ll just keep Grass Whistle and Nature Power until then.

Lookin forward to Petal Blizzard!

Kinda wish my baby gurl had the Poison Point ability, but she’s perfect just the way she is.

I hate when your Pokemon had the perfect move set

And then it levels up and another good move presents itself, but you don’t wanna risk losing what you’ve got.

Basically, I’m either keeping Grass Whistle, or letting my Roselia learn Toxic Spikes.

Putting opponent pokemon to sleep makes capture or allowing me to swap out to a more appropriate party member super easy.

Besides, poison’s not that imperative for Roselia. I’ve got a Croagunk with Poison Sting and Venoshock, so… I’m gonna keep Grass Whistle.

Still, man. Decisions, decisions.


Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

(via tehjakers)

A Message to All Boys:


Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.

(via badyeti)


when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

(via andhowdoyoudo)