castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via thecalicobear)

shinykari:

Basically the movie.

bound2thot:

I love the aftermath of having a shower feeling 100% fresh 0% filth

(via fiendishdrwoo)

slavocracy:

next this week on game of thrones

(via maedorco)

sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(via l0veee-child)

sniperj0e:

pros of werewolf boyfriend:

  • happy with any present as long as its chewable
  • very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
  • will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
  • growls at jerks, may eat them

cons of werewolf boyfriend:

  • absolutely nothing

(via milkandcooki)

Well done, dash

Well done.