amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

image

(via hi)

“Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.”
mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(via icewolfz)

tastefullyoffensive:

[iambradass]

monkeysaysficus:

joshisasoftie:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

(via wordsofapurpleman)

  • bae: come over my parents are out
  • me: i can't i'm in me mums car
  • me mum: get out me car
  • me: broom broom

isnt:

i wanna play drums w ur butt

(via gayfriendthatcomplainstoomuch)

piplups:
bryanthephotogeek:

Coming back to work the Monday after a nice small weekend vacation. 

bryanthephotogeek:

Coming back to work the Monday after a nice small weekend vacation. 

Q

ensgtribble asked:

7-10

A

7: Have tattoos?

Nope.

8: Want any tattoos?

Yeah. I’d like plenty of tats. Back tats, bicep & shoulder tats, thigh tats, maybe somethin on my face or up my neck.

9: Got any piercings?

Nope.

10: Want any piercings?

Yeah, I kinda wanted lip piercings for a while.