I was able to sort all of the other shit away. Let’s hope I can get rid of the last of it before tomorrow afternoon…

This just happened




only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

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me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

Me leaving things in my beard is my pass-time today, apparently


if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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i may have peed myself a little watching this

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these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup

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Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

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